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Starvard · Course COM-101

Comedy 101

with Marty · the 18 tricks comedians use to get a laugh

Watch first: Marty's standup set. Every trick below is in here somewhere. Try to spot them.

Masterclass

Watch the Masters

Real humans. Real legends. Watch how they use the tricks, then steal like an artist. (Videos live on YouTube, we just point at them.)

★George Carlin — "Stuff"

The king of observational comedy takes one dumb word and builds a whole universe out of it. Watch him notice something everyone missed.

Why this works: Carlin doesn't invent anything weird. He just describes your actual life so accurately it becomes absurd. "A house is just a pile of stuff with a cover on it." You've never thought that, but the second he says it, you can't unsee it. Then he escalates: you lock up your stuff... to go get more stuff. It's a perfect loop, and the recognition laugh hits every time.

Tricks: #7 Pointing at Life, #9 Taking It Too Far

★Mitch Hedberg — Comedy Central Presents

The one-liner king. Every sentence is a rug pull wrapped in wordplay. Try to count the tricks, I dare you.

Why this works: Every single line is a rug pull. Your brain predicts the ending, and he hands you a different one. "I used to do drugs. I still do, but I used to, too." It's surprise plus brevity, no wasted words. Your brain LOVES being wrong when the wrong answer is funnier than the right one.

Tricks: #1 The Rug Pull, #5 Wordplay

★Steven Wright — One-Liners

Deadpan legend. Says the weirdest things ever with the calmest face on earth. The straight face IS the trick.

Why this works: The gap between what he says and how he says it IS the joke. Completely surreal thoughts ("I have a large sea shell collection which I keep scattered on beaches all over the world") delivered with zero emotion. Your brain expects the face to match the words. When it doesn't, the mismatch reads as hilarious.

Tricks: #15 The Straight Face, #5 Wordplay

★Jim Gaffigan — Hot Pockets

The rant perfected. He gets FURIOUS about a frozen snack and takes it all the way to the moon. Exaggeration masterclass.

Why this works: Shared suffering plus escalation. Everyone has burned their mouth on a Hot Pocket, so the recognition is instant. Then he pushes it further than you'd dare: the diarrhea pocket, "dead by dinner." And the squeaky audience voice? That's him doing crowd work on himself. Two characters, one guy.

Tricks: #14 The Rant, #2 Bigger and Bigger

★Mitch Hedberg — Just For Laughs 2001

More Mitch because one wasn't enough. Watch him take a tiny thought and follow it somewhere completely insane.

Why this works: He finds the weird truth hiding inside normal things and states it like a philosopher. "An escalator can never break, it can only become stairs." It's actually TRUE, which makes it funnier. He reframes reality in one sentence and now you'll think about escalators forever.

Tricks: #9 Taking It Too Far, #1 The Rug Pull

Warm-up

Some of the Greatest Jokes of All Time

The classics. They've survived decades because the tricks behind them are perfect. Each one is tagged with the trick it uses. Spot the technique, steal the technique.

Marty performs 5 of the greatest jokes of all time, with the trick labeled on screen. Steal these.

★"I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised."

Tricks: #1 Rug Pull, #5 Wordplay

★"Why don't scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything."

Tricks: #5 Wordplay

★"I told my doctor I broke my arm in two places. He told me to stop going to those places."

Tricks: #1 Rug Pull

★"I'm reading a book on anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down."

Tricks: #5 Wordplay

★"I used to play piano by ear, but now I use my hands."

Tricks: #1 Rug Pull

★"Parallel lines have so much in common. It's a shame they'll never meet."

Tricks: #8 The Comparison, #9 Taking It Too Far

★"Today at the bank, an old lady asked me to help check her balance. So I pushed her over."

Tricks: #1 Rug Pull

★"I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug."

Tricks: #5 Wordplay

★"My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed, I never knew they worked."

Tricks: #6 The Fizzle

★"I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already."

Tricks: #1 Rug Pull

ok so i'm an idiot. let's just get that out of the way.

but i've been doing standup, bombing, not bombing, and paying attention, and it turns out getting a laugh isn't magic. it's tools. like a toolbox. comedians just reach in and grab one.

there are 18 of them. EIGHTEEN. i organized them into 4 buckets so your brain doesn't melt. each one has the fancy name, what it actually means, and an example so you get it instantly.

let's go. class is in session. no sleeping. (looking at you, napoleon.)

Bucket 1

Trick the Brain

Lead their thinking one way, then yank it somewhere else. Surprise is the whole game.

1The Rug Pull

Say one thing, mean another. The setup makes them expect X, the punchline is Y.

Example: "I finally got my own place. In the unemployment line."

2Bigger and Bigger

Take something small and blow it up. Then blow it up again. Keep going until it's stupid.

Example: "The app wanted my email, my bank details, and custody of my firstborn."

3The Triple

Two normal things set a pattern. The third one breaks it. The break is the laugh.

Example: "For camping, bring water, a flashlight, and Mike."

4The Callback

Bring back an old joke later when they forgot about it. Feels like an inside joke with the whole room.

Example: Early you mention your sketchy printer. Twenty minutes later: "so anyway, my emergency contact is the printer."

5Wordplay

Use the words against themselves. Double meanings, literal readings, dumb puns that somehow work.

Example: "They told me to watch my spending. So now I film it."

6The Fizzle

Build it up HUGE, then land on something tiny and boring. The letdown IS the joke.

Example: "After ten years of searching, I finally found what was missing from my life: the other sock."

Bucket 2

"That's So True"

Point at real life. The audience laughs because they've lived it and never said it out loud.

7Pointing at Life

Say the thing everyone has noticed but nobody put into words. Instant recognition laugh.

Example: "Everyone becomes a sound engineer when the microwave has one second left."

8The Comparison

This is like that. Smash two unrelated things together and the similarity does the work.

Example: "A family group chat is a work meeting where nobody can be fired."

9Taking It Too Far

Start with a normal idea, follow it somewhere insane, and act like it's all perfectly logical.

Example: "My watch tells me to stand up. I paid for the watch. Somehow it's my supervisor now."

10Making Fun of Yourself

Admit you're a mess before anyone else can. Nobody can hurt you if you go first.

Example: "I bought a planner so I could schedule when to feel overwhelmed."

Bucket 3

Do It With Your Body

Sometimes the words don't matter. It's the face, the voice, the flailing.

11Funny Body

Faces, falling, flailing, posture. Your body is a cartoon and you're the animator.

Example: Buster. Just... Buster. Watch the man move. That's the whole example.

12Becoming the Person

Stop telling the story and BECOME everyone in it. Different voices, different bodies.

Example: Me doing the self-checkout machine judging my groceries. "UNEXPECTED broccoli in the bagging area."

13The Voice

Do the impression. A person, a GPS, a microwave. If it has a sound, you can mock it.

Example: My GPS getting audibly disappointed in me. "Recalculating. Again. Wow."

14The Rant

Get FURIOUS about something tiny. The smaller the thing, the bigger the rage, the bigger the laugh.

Example: Treating a cereal bag that won't open as a personal betrayal by the entire breakfast industry.

15The Straight Face

Say absolutely wild stuff like it's completely normal. The calm is what makes it funny.

Example: After describing a total meltdown: "anyway, I had some concerns."

Bucket 4

Mess With People

Comedy is a contact sport. These tricks use the audience as the equipment.

16The Roast

Lovingly destroy someone. Specific, exaggerated, and everyone knows it's affection. (Mostly.)

Example: Mike. Running BACKWARDS. On the treadmill. I rest my case.

17The Awkward Silence

Let it get weird on purpose. Hold the embarrassment until the tension turns into laughter.

Example: Wave at someone. Realize it wasn't for you. Turn it into a stretch. Commit to the stretch.

18Crowd Work

Talk to the audience and build jokes out of whatever they say. High risk, high reward, total chaos.

Example: "What do you do?" "I'm a taxidermist." "...we're gonna come back to that."

The secret: stack them.

Pros don't use one trick. They chain them. Here's the combo that never misses:

notice something dumb → exaggerate it → rant about it → act it out → rug pull → callback later

That's it. That's the whole game. Go be funny.

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