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The Store

Good things, made by us.

Everything here is ours: made in the E2 universe, sold without ads, pop-ups, or noise. Real ways in, a cleanup service that restores order, plus a shelf for keeping the free things free.

$1,000

E2 Pro: the VIP Passport

Your passport to the whole internet world. Full access to Llama Chat, every world, every city, every gathering, with a real citizen passport in your name. Kindness is the visa, and yours never expires. One payment, yours for good, no subscription.

Buy the Passport
$99

Consulting call with Dave

A 1:1 call with Dave, up to 55 minutes. Bring your questions about the Studio, E2, music, or building things online, and leave with a plan.

Book the call
New service
$20

Discord Cleanup Service

We go into your Discord and clean it up. We delete all the spam, even if there are hundreds of thousands of spam posts, and restore order to your server. You give us access, we do the cleanup, and you get your Discord back clean, organized, and usable again.

Clean my Discord

Support the universe

Keep the free things free.

The simplest shelf in the store. A little money, pointed at free things that should stay free.

A ten dollar bill
$10

Put $10 to Work: Starvard

Fund free courses and books at the university. Ten dollars helps keep a shelf of classics and a classroom of courses free for the next student who shows up.

Give $10
Tomatoes, olive oil, basil, and a blank recipe card on a wooden kitchen counter
$10

Put $10 to Work: Clear Recipe

Keep the world's easiest recipe site free for everyone. Ten dollars helps real cooking, honest photos, and hundreds of recipes stay free, with no ads in the kitchen.

Give $10
Earned, not sold

E2 Membership

Four levels: Participant, Active, Super User, VIP Team. Everyone starts at Participant, and the card climbs when you do: take a class, cook a recipe, finish something real.

See the ladder
Coming soon

The 150 Classics, Printed

Starvard's library of classic books, printed with E2 covers and shipped one at a time, only when ordered. Read every one free online today; hold them soon. From $19, print on demand.

Read them free

Where the money goes

Keeping Starvard, Clear Recipe, and the CLR libraries free, and funding orphanages in Bolivia and Ecuador through Clear.