E2 HOSTING
You've Got Websites!™
The friendliest domain registrar and website host on the whole dial-up internet.
No CD-ROM required. We mailed those out in 1999 and ran out.
Hi! I'm Dinesh, the server guy.
I keep the E2 servers humming, the lights blinking, and the cables untangled (long story, ask Ed). If your website ever sleeps, I am the guy who goes down the hall and wakes it up.
Here is the whole business: your first website is free. We build it, we host it, it lives at e2.life. When you are ready for your own domain name, Sam in our Discord walks you through it, step by step, like people used to do.
FREE*
*actually free
✋ Claim YOUR Name!
Forget complicated domains for a second. Your free website lives at jeepney.host/yourname. One word, easy to say out loud, easy to type, yours to keep. Is yours still up for grabs?
This is the real E2 name registry, checked for real. Green means go. Sam locks your name in with you, it takes about two minutes. Already own a domain like yourname.com? That works too, Sam can connect it later with the guide at e2.life/url.
💾 Honest 1999 Pricing
| Thing | Price | The catch |
|---|---|---|
| Your name at jeepney.host/you | $999 FREE | There is no catch. Sam builds it with you. |
| Your own .cool domain | About $5.66, first year | It renews at about $40.68 a year. We say that part out loud, in advance, like adults. |
| Your own .com domain | About $12 to $15 a year | Same deal, fancier neighborhood. |
| Connecting your domain to your site | FREE | You paste two lines of nameservers. Two. The guide holds your hand: e2.life/url |
| Removing the E2 name from your address bar | Included | Your domain IS your site. No forwards, no funny frames, no tiny text. |
✨ Every Site Includes
- 10 whole megabytes of storage (like 7 photos, huge)
- A free guestbook, sign it yourself first, we all do
- Blinking server lights, supervised by Dinesh
- 56k modem friendly, loads before your song does
- An under-construction sign, available on request
- Zero pop-up ads, zero banner ads, zero trackers
- A real human (Sam) who answers in the Discord
- MIDI theme song compatibility (untested, encouraged)
📞 How It Works (3 Easy Steps!)
Claim your name. Check it in the box above, then pop into the E2 Discord, find the your-first-website channel, and tell Sam. Tap her Yes button. That is the whole application form.
Your page goes live. Sam tracks your site on her board and posts your link right in the channel when it is up at e2.life. Usually same day.
Your name, your domain. Ready for the big leagues? Grab a domain and follow the 3-minute guide at e2.life/url. Dinesh plugs it into the server himself.
“My beta site became my real site in one night. I did not even have to defrag anything.” - Harsh, proud owner of harsh.cool, our very first customer
Sam at E2